As the clouds float by

NPR broadcasted headlines that journalists collected over the years for many different reasons...Headlines with intentional meanings:
"Prostitues appeal to Pope."
"Drunk gets 9 months in violin case."
"Panda making fails, vetranearean fails."
"Red tape holds up new bridge."
"Astronaut takes blame for gas in space craft."
"Iraqi head seeks arms."

Ha, this is great.